He plays the guitar. THE ACOUSTIC guitar. And he sings. His voice has you unconsciously removing your denim skinnys and dimming the lights. Look it up on YouTube. Now look around. Your pants are at you ankles and the lights are dark. Dark enough for his talented fingers to go to work. And not the guitar, babe.
His eyes.Yep. Those are his blue, piercing eyes staring through your computer screen. The eyes themselves have their own magic and you know it. They’re tearing you apart and you’re loving every second of it. Just the stare alone is making you jizz yourself. Why? Because he’s fucking you with his goddamn eyes.
HE HAS A BRITISH ACCENT. His voice alone is hotter than Justin Timberlake. That’s right, I said it. And if he said it, you’d jizz yourself even more.
He has that awkward and stong body. Not too buff, not too skinny. He’s a healthy boy with God-like arms. YUM. Those babies have turned straight men so far into the closet, they’re almost in Narnia. So, face it. He’s sex on fucking legs. And I think know we’d all tap that.